Bears eating Democrat voters!

Yes you heard right. Russian bears are raiding cemetery’s and eating the dead for a midnight snack.  Since we seem to have numerous dead Democrat voter’s who show up at election time, it seems as though the bears are trying to tell us they’re Republicans and they’re trying to help ensure we have no dead Democrat voters.

I say lets send them immediately to Chicago and some other Democrat strongholds so they can finish their work before November 2nd.

From a distance it resembled a rather large man in a fur coat, leaning tenderly over the grave of a loved one. But when the two women in the Russian village of Vezhnya Tchova came closer they realised there was a bear in the cemetery eating a body.

Russian bears have grown so desperate after a scorching summer they have started digging up and eating corpses in municipal cemeteries, alarmed officials said today. Bears’ traditional food – mushrooms, berries and the odd frog – has disappeared, they added.

Well, when they’re done with the Democrats I’d suggest they start in using greentards for meals.  Can’t get much greener than that now can you?

Definitely and Insane Minds kind of thing.

Source: The Guardian

 

 

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