Monthly Archives: August 2012

The Representative and the Blow Job

Well, it sure doesn’t take long folks! We have another ‘winner!’ This time it’s a Democrat! How democratic of them to create their very own faux pas while everyone’s clamoring about Missouri Representative Todd Akin, a Republican.

So what did Minnesota State Representative Terry Gauthier do that everyone finds so repugnant? Well, to put things in order, no, he didn’t merely misspeak. It seems Gauthier likes to troll on Craigslist for sex with teenage boys.

He he allegedly got caught with the 17 year old’s dick in his mouth. Sounds a lot worse than merely misspeaking, even if the misspeak was about the touchy subject of women’s reproductive processes and rape. (Note while the word misspeak is being tossed around, we feel it’s one of the more boneheaded statements we’ve ever heard and that it was far more than a misspeak).

We called for Aiken to step down from the race. As of now he’s decided his head is too fat to capitulate for the good of the country. Whether he’ll get elected remains to be seen. If he does, we wonder if his head will fit through the front door of the Capitol Building without some modifications using a chainsaw.

So, to be fair, we’re calling for Gauthier’s resignation, too. Anyone in a position of trust (senators, representatives, governors, scout masters, priests, football coaches, etc.) should not be trolling around having sex with teenagers or any children. Frankly we hope the chicken hawk gets arrested, too.

To be fair, we don’t really care if Gauthier is gay or not, but he should be having sex with adults in our humble opinion, not 17 year olds, even if they’re over the age of consent in Minnesota.

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Open Letter to Representative Todd Akin

Dear Representative Akin,

We do not thank YOU for giving the Democrats ammunition to use through November and beyond.

Have YOU thought about how your ego could cost Romney the election?

Have YOU thought about your ego costing Republican control of the Senate and keeping Harry Reid in charge?

Have YOU thought about how you are taking away from the Republican National Convention message?

Have YOU thought your actions could be worse for abortion than not? Especially if control of the Senate isn’t gained and/or Romney/Paul aren’t elected?

Have YOU thought about how your actions could leave Obamacare in place even if Romney/Paul are elected?

Have YOU thought about what could happen with a Supreme Court appointment if Obama is reelected and the Senate remains in control of the Democrats?

Have YOU thought about massive government gridlock will still exist even if Romney/Paul are elected but due to your actions, the Democrats retain control of the Senate?

YOU sir, appear to me to be a self-important hard-headed Missouri mule. While normally that could be considered a good attribute, this is one time it is not.

What YOU said wasn’t just a mere gaffe, it was borderline moronic.

YOU sir, should do the honorable thing and ‘fall on your sword’ by stepping aside to let someone run who can actually win.

YOU sir, should step aside so the Republican Party can focus on their message to America instead of having to deal with you every time the Democrats invoke your name as a shining example of a Republican. (Something the left and some on the right are already doing in posts made in blogs and newspapers nation-wide).

It is YOU who have created this situation and YOU alone can rectify it.

We request YOU re-consider your ill thought out decision to run for Senate in Missouri and step aside. Not only for the good of the Republican Party, but for the United States of America. An entity that is much more important than any one individual.

Please don’t be an insane mind. Do the right thing for the right. So far this has been about YOU. Please make it about US.

Sincerely,
The Editor
Insaneminds.com

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