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The Representative and the Blow Job

Well, it sure doesn’t take long folks! We have another ‘winner!’ This time it’s a Democrat! How democratic of them to create their very own faux pas while everyone’s clamoring about Missouri Representative Todd Akin, a Republican.

So what did Minnesota State Representative Terry Gauthier do that everyone finds so repugnant? Well, to put things in order, no, he didn’t merely misspeak. It seems Gauthier likes to troll on Craigslist for sex with teenage boys.

He he allegedly got caught with the 17 year old’s dick in his mouth. Sounds a lot worse than merely misspeaking, even if the misspeak was about the touchy subject of women’s reproductive processes and rape. (Note while the word misspeak is being tossed around, we feel it’s one of the more boneheaded statements we’ve ever heard and that it was far more than a misspeak).

We called for Aiken to step down from the race. As of now he’s decided his head is too fat to capitulate for the good of the country. Whether he’ll get elected remains to be seen. If he does, we wonder if his head will fit through the front door of the Capitol Building without some modifications using a chainsaw.

So, to be fair, we’re calling for Gauthier’s resignation, too. Anyone in a position of trust (senators, representatives, governors, scout masters, priests, football coaches, etc.) should not be trolling around having sex with teenagers or any children. Frankly we hope the chicken hawk gets arrested, too.

To be fair, we don’t really care if Gauthier is gay or not, but he should be having sex with adults in our humble opinion, not 17 year olds, even if they’re over the age of consent in Minnesota.


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Ancient Swedish were horney!

Old Wanker from 4-6000 BC

Well, don’t ask me, I wasn’t around way back then. But according to an article in Live Science someone found an ancient imitation wanker during a scientific excavation in Sweden. Evidently they had Insane Minds way back in 4,000 to 6,000 BC, too.

Last week, an excavation in Sweden turned up an object that bears the unmistakable look of a penis carved out of antler bone. Though scientists can’t be sure exactly what this tool was used for, it’s hard not to leap to conclusions. [See “Sex Myths and Taboos“]

Great play on words….”hard not to leap to conclusions.” This next quote seems kind of stupid.

“Your mind and my mind wanders away to make this interpretation about what it looks like – for you and me, it signals this erected-penis-like shape,” said archaeologist Göran Gruber of the National Heritage Board in Sweden, who worked on the excavation. “But if that’s the way the Stone Age people thought about it, I can’t say.”

Huh? What else would they think it is? A mammoth? (Well, it’s not THAT big, how about a…..snake?)

The resemblance is uncanny.

“Without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the penile similarities just as easily as we do today,” wrote Swedish archaeologist Martin Rundkvist on his blog,Aardvarchaeology.

Ya think? I never would have guessed what that was! (Not!)

The dildo-like object is about 4 inches (10.5 cm) long and 0.8 inches (2 cm) in diameter.

BC evidently doesn’t stand for “big cock” and I guess the ancient Swedes never heard of John Holmes, either. Talk about no imagination.  4 inches? Of course it may have been made by a man, who didn’t want his woman to get the idea he needed to call Smilin’ Bob for some of those pills that allegedly make your wanker grow to enormous proportions so you can get the porn star job you always dreamed about.

Anyway, thought I’d offer up some silliness today.

Source: Live Science

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